Crazy Police And Me
Monday, December 29, 2008; 5:49 PM :D
Police's siren..
Police:Eh i heard from ur fren dat u gt robbed?
where is the robber?
Me:u siao ar..nw wad tym liao??robber zhao liao
Police:oh..paiseh la..jus now gt nature call ma..
Me:den call oth police take over u lo..
Police:cannot la..it's my duty leh
Me:-.-lll
Police:eh u 4gt sth la..
Me:wad?
Police:Kopi la..
Me:i treat my fren oso nv treat u..
Police:ur fren say he dowan la..den he call me get kopi from u..
Me:He dowan jiu no more lo..
Police:eh dun liddat la..i come save u leh
Me:gt meh?u come n ask me for kopi oni..robber gone liao
Police:oh ya hor..
Me:zzz
Police:aiya..sry la..i treat u kopi as a form of apology lo
Me:!@#$%^&*
Monday, December 22, 2008; 3:15 AM :D
YO PEOPLE..LOUIS HERE.. I'VE A LOT MORE OF LAME SHITTY PICTURES..LOL
Y?THEY ARE PURELY ALL DAMN BLOODY CHINA PEOPLE!LOL
THEIR STANDARD OF ENGLISH..SUX LYK SHIT..HAHA
HERES MORE:
; 2:50 AM :D
HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS!!!!EVEN IF YOUR CHINESE SUCKS LIKE MINE..YOU STILL CAN UNDERSTAND!!!
Word Representation
; 1:53 AM :D
Canxer here on the blog !
Today's post will be about meanings of words in "lamesheets" dictionary.
Here goes.
~What does Lame stands for?
-Louis/Longxiang(choose one)
-Are
-Merely
-Entertainers which irritate people
(Am i right Louis?Haha)
~Then what does LOL Means?
Sorry no such wo5rd in our dictionary.Only got LAL
-Louis
-And
-Longsiang
~Cold in our dictionary?
-Comfortable
-Only LAL can survive
-Lovable
-Delightful
~Last question.What is the secret of being Lame....?
You see.Take Secret and Lame out of the sentence.
Then Add them together to become Secret+Lame
If Secret>Lame,Then Minus them to become Secret-Lame
Multiply them to get Secret x Lame
lastly divide them to get Secret/Lame
if you take out all the signs of the answer above,what do you observed?
The answer is the SAME!
in conclusion,the Secret to Lame is to be the Same !
Canxer signing off,
(with pen.)
Today's post will be about meanings of words in "lamesheets" dictionary.
Here goes.
~What does Lame stands for?
-Louis/Longxiang(choose one)
-Are
-Merely
-Entertainers which irritate people
(Am i right Louis?Haha)
~Then what does LOL Means?
Sorry no such wo5rd in our dictionary.Only got LAL
-Louis
-And
-Longsiang
~Cold in our dictionary?
-Comfortable
-Only LAL can survive
-Lovable
-Delightful
~Last question.What is the secret of being Lame....?
You see.Take Secret and Lame out of the sentence.
Then Add them together to become Secret+Lame
If Secret>Lame,Then Minus them to become Secret-Lame
Multiply them to get Secret x Lame
lastly divide them to get Secret/Lame
if you take out all the signs of the answer above,what do you observed?
The answer is the SAME!
in conclusion,the Secret to Lame is to be the Same !
Canxer signing off,
(with pen.)
On The 1st Day Of Christmas
Sunday, December 21, 2008; 5:51 PM :D
On the 1st day of christmas my lover send to me..
well this post is something like that and it's just an introduction to LAMESHEETS(:
On the 1st day of christmas the lamesheets send to me:
1 Lehmann Account(bankrupted-.-)
2 Aunty Shirts
3 Masking Tapes
4 Elephant Tusks
5 Subway Breads
6 Houseflies
7 Elegant Swans
8 Eccentric Dogs
9 Tumbler Shorts
10 Superman Briefs
Well as you all can see, there's a link..
All of you can try too(:
Try it with ur name
HAHA!!
Title check
Saturday, December 20, 2008; 9:22 PM :D